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bite your rhymes bite your rhymes

Rated 3 / 5 stars

MSI, i like them a whole fuck load

Yo this was cool and all but the only reason im writing a review is because the movie had MSI in it. You actually earn points for using their music(10 in sound). other then that this flash was too slow for my taste.

James Bond 3 James Bond 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it was good and all...

but the music was really horrible. i don't think James Bond would listen to whiny teenagers... but i could be wrong. No wait, i'm not wrong at all. He totally wouldn't listen to that crap, he's James Bond and shit...

Hokto No Kin Hokto No Kin

Rated 3 / 5 stars

yo the last review was on sept 11th!

Listen up, i don't usually nut a huge load over flash (well atleast over other peoples flash) but this one is a nut and a half. I mean really. I took points off b/c i need new pants.

Recent Game Reviews

Street Racer Street Racer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

zero for sound cuz i didnt turn it on...

this is really good but... whats really really good is "taxi: the chase". check... it out, it has a scene... selector. This movie did not... 'thats why it got a seven!' ...

Frosty 2001 Frosty 2001

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Don't listen to the last reviewer

That guys a jerk. I mean really, who reviews a movie without it even loading!? You see, I actually got it to load and was able to give it a zero based on it's merits. No offense, but the last reviewer probebly should have voted higher based on the fact that he didn't have to watch it. Jerks like him shouldn't be allowed to vote if they can't do it right. Am I right!?

Santas Little Helper Santas Little Helper

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I wanted to see

Santa's junk. What the fuck, all teasin me like that! My pants were off and everything!